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The $40,000 Standing Meeting

A topic in its fourth week on the agenda means the meeting works and the business stalls. Add one column to the minutes and watch it stop.

The $40,000 Standing Meeting
Illustration · Deimar Gutiérrez

The meeting is working. The business is not. Both of those are true when the same topic reaches its fourth consecutive week on the agenda.

Put a price on it. Say eight people, one salaried hour a week, in a room where senior comp runs six figures: at one company I watched, a recurring slot like that burned close to $40,000 a year and produced no decision. The line item is invisible because it never leaves the calendar.

The topic keeps returning because nobody in the room has the authority to decide it, and nobody wants to admit that. So the meeting converts the topic into a discussion. A discussion is softer, lower-risk, and it never ends. The group rotates through the same four concerns, tables it, and moves on.

A decision needs three things: a question with a yes/no answer, a person authorized to give one, and a clock. Most recurring meetings have none of them. They have a topic, a group, and sixty minutes. What they manufacture is the feeling of progress, billed to everyone's calendar.

The pattern runs on rails. Week one, an issue surfaces, discussion, "let's pick this up next week." Week two, two stakeholders join for context and the discussion widens. Week three, someone proposes a framework for thinking about the issue, and the group discusses the framework. Week four, someone asks what got decided last week. Silence. Back to week one.

This is an accountability problem the calendar is being asked to absorb. The topic stays on the agenda because no one wants their name attached to the call. That is also why a redesigned agenda template changes nothing, and why one added column does: a field in the minutes titled Decision Owner. If the row is blank, the meeting did not happen. It was group therapy about work.

A decision owner can say yes or no by a date. Not bring this back next week. Not let's get more input. A date and an answer. If nobody in the room holds that authority, the meeting should not exist, and someone who holds it should be in the room instead. The same discipline that names an owner for outcomes is what keeps a recurring meeting from eating the week.

Look at the last four weeks of your minutes. Count the rows with a blank owner. That number is what your standing meeting decided.